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Hank for US Senate (I-VA)
Posted at 11:56 AM ET, 02/27/2012
Hank for Senate: Cat campaigns against George Allen, Tim Kaine for Va. seat
By Maggie Fazeli Fard
A new candidate has emerged in the U.S. Senate race, challenging former Virginia governors George Allen (R) and Tim Kaine (D) with a single word: “Meow.”
The candidate, who goes only by the name “Hank,” is a cat. A 9-year-old street cat, from Springfield, with a Web site, a Facebook page, a Twitter handle, and campaign advertisement, to be precise.
His Senate run is founded on the issue of job creation.
Hank, a cat from Springfield, Va., is running for U.S. Senate against Tim Kaine and George Allen. (Courtesy of Hank for Senate) Hank announced his candidacy earlier this month, and his promotional materials describe him as “a proud Independent” with “real world experience, a unique point of view, and limitless energy.”
The “Hank for Senate” Web site is asking for volunteers to “harp on Hank” by going door-to-door, making phone calls, and working at a polling place on election day.
The Hank campaign team was not available for comment Monday morning.
The feline is vying for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Sen. James Webb (D) this year. Webb is not running for reelection.
Allen and Kaine, former governors of Virginia, are the front-runners in what has so far been a contentious race.
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Lets watch Dom promise joining the Armed Forces, then back out 5 minutes later.
I would be willing to enlist, unlike you, point proven .I said it in 2001 and my stance hasn't changed, If somebody attacks American on our soil and gets on tv or net and says come get us you Yankee p*ssies. I would join the military in 2 seconds.
Al-Qaeda isnt a country moron. They are a global organizations of scumbags.
First of all bin ladon didn't take credit for attacks in 2001, he denied it until 2004. When was he elected president of Afghanistan?2000?If so hes had a great 11 run so far... Considering hes been rumored to be in Pakistan for years, he doesn't fit into either of my criteria's.
Dom's daily to do list:
1- Kiss his "wife" on his way out of his house
2- Blame everything on Obama
3- Give no credit to Obama, even when Bin Laden, al-Awlaki, and Gaddafi were taken care of
3- Dump all his work on his secretary
4- Twitter, facebook for 2 hours
5- Post on Yankee/Jets/Knicks blogs
6 - Read conservative blogs and watch Fox
7- Select items from said sources that he lift and pass on as his own
8- Get schooled on his ignorance everyday
9- Spray tan so he's ready to club 24/7/365 for the next epic party that he will attend
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